Thursday, October 23, 2003
Barbara Bush babbles senilely to reporter; refers to brain-damaged son as a filthy animal
Barbara Bush calls Democrat line-up a 'sorry group'
"So far, they are a pretty sorry group if you want to know my opinion," said Mrs. Bush [while holding a gun to her gargoylish, hyperthyroidic head*] in an interview aired Monday by NBC's "Today" show, when asked about the Democratic line-up for the 2004 presidential election.
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However, Mrs. Bush said the current president frequently declined to do what she said. "He still doesn't take my advice [to immediately commit suicide on live television before a national and world audience*], that dirty dog."
* Editor's notes.