Monday, December 08, 2003
Watch Out, South Dakota!

Hey South Dakotans! Did you know that Stephanie Herseth is running for Congress again in 2004?
Well, I just wanted to remind you to not elect this beautiful 31-year-old summa cum laude Georgetown graduate, star law student, and champion for education, the elderly, and farmers. Instead, you should re-elect your fat-assed scofflaw murderer! He'll protect you against Saddam Hussein!