Tuesday, March 23, 2004
WaPo Front Page Splattered With Its Own Feces
Here's the news from the front page of the WaPo website:
White House Denounces Former Aide as Partisan
That's right--they denounce him "as partisan." That is the news.
No? Need more news? Well, right beneath that headline is this headline:
GOP Exposé: Kerry, Closet Frenchman
So that's the other news. I guess it "balances out"--embarrassment for Bush (bungled the war against terrorism, failed to take measures to prevent 9/11, lied about it); embarrassment for Kerry (educated, fluent in French).
And Dana Milbank, nonetheless. What the fuck? I thought he was one of the few reporters who had developed a distaste for eating turds, then regurgitating them onto the page so that we might re-eat them?
posted by Blicero : 3/23/2004 02:40:00 AM
White House Denounces Former Aide as Partisan
That's right--they denounce him "as partisan." That is the news.
No? Need more news? Well, right beneath that headline is this headline:
GOP Exposé: Kerry, Closet Frenchman
So that's the other news. I guess it "balances out"--embarrassment for Bush (bungled the war against terrorism, failed to take measures to prevent 9/11, lied about it); embarrassment for Kerry (educated, fluent in French).
And Dana Milbank, nonetheless. What the fuck? I thought he was one of the few reporters who had developed a distaste for eating turds, then regurgitating them onto the page so that we might re-eat them?
posted by Blicero : 3/23/2004 02:40:00 AM
