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Tuesday, March 09, 2004

"You all look alike to me" 

speakingcorpse writes:

Some outraged liberals, black and white, have taken to suggesting that Colin Powell and others like him are not really black. This is what Rep. Corrine Brown said to human shit-blower/shit-sucker Roger Noriega, who is an assistant secretary of state to Colin Powell (whose shit he undoubtedly eats every day for lunch). Before we fucked Aristide for good, Brown said to Noriega, who was desecrating the halls of Congress with a shit-explosion, that our Haiti policy was "racist" and was concocted by a "bunch of white men." Human Asshole Noriega expelled an obscene retort in which he claimed that he was offended by Brown's remark because he was not white but Mexican-American. Brown then said, "You all look alike to me." She was then scourged and crucified (but not to the benefit of humanity; unlike our Savior, she deserved it). Republican House members vomited up calls for her resignation. (Note: google "Corrine Brown Roger Noriega" and you will be given a limitless supply of links to right-wing websites decrying Brown's "racism." The intensity of the response to Brown's words is, after the fact of our Haiti policy itself, the best indicator I know of the state of race-relations in America.) Brown later apologized.

Anyway, as this excellent article by The Black Commentator makes clear, Brown was mistaken to suggest that Noriega and the man at whose hands he is raped daily, Colin Powell, are not people of color. Noriega IS, of course, a Mexican American, and Powell IS a black man. The confusion results from the fact that hundreds of thousands of supposedly black "people," like Maxine Waters and Randall Robinson and Corrine Brown, continually claim that they are black "people"; moreover, they claim that there are hundreds of thousands more black "people" living in Haiti. These claims, as The Black Commentator points out, must be incorrect. How could they possibly be correct, when every reputable news organ in the United States of America has explained to us that Brown and Waters and Robinson are not people but demented and deluded fools, and that the masses of Haiti are not people but piles of soon-to-be-voiceless corpses?

I hope that this article by The Black Commentator clears all of this up, so that we can put these conspiracy theories behind us and look forward to a better and more prosperous future for the Haitian non-corpses.

On second thought, maybe it would be better if we could just forget about whatever it is that lives in Haiti for another 10 years, until the next corpse pile-up.



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