Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Caption Contest (Updated) 

My entry: "Petty Man Smacked Across Face by Earth"


"A Texan Trombone" (Critter)

"Iraq Advisors Tell Bush Steal for Home" (Bobo)

"Slightly wounded face can only be read as an unconditional demand for crushing of skull in vice, hammering of nails through flesh." (speakingcorpse)

"And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads."
--Revelation 13:16 (Dawkins)

"A third angel followed them and said in a loud voice, "If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. He will be tormented with burning sulfur in the presence of the holy angels and of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment rises for ever and ever. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name."
--Revelation 14:9-12 (Dawkins)

"Governor Bush, that's not a glory hole, it's a red ant hill!" (Blicero)


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