Sunday, May 09, 2004

From the Desk of an Evil Bitch 

Dear [Dawkins],

With Mother's Day coming up this weekend, I've been thinking about how proud I am of our children.

And it's with a mother's pride that I'm writing you today to ask you to support our eldest, George W., and his re-election campaign with a donation of $1000, $500, $250, $100 or $50.


George W. has been President during challenging times and he has met the tasks at hand with a steely determination and clarity of purpose. From fighting the War on Terrorism to defending the homeland, the President has shown steady and strong leadership.
I love that last sentence. This campaign is really touching on such a broad range of important themes: "From" fighting the War on Terrorism "to" defending the homeland. Is the distinction supposed to be that "the War on Terrorism" is blowing up Arabs before they blow us up, and "defending the homeland" is keeping ourselves from being blown up by Arabs (e.g., by blowing them up first)?

Anyway, Happy Mother's Day!


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