Monday, May 17, 2004
Time's Up!
Finchy writes:
During a satellite interview with Tim Russert on "Meet the Press" today, one of Colin Powell's aides unexpectedly duct-taped the Secretary of State's mouth, causing a catastrophic backup of the excrement that had been steadily flowing from the orifice only seconds before. The decorated general's head reportedly swelled to twice its size prior to a hasty and life-saving drainage procedure conducted by local physicians.
posted by Blicero : 5/17/2004 01:21:00 AM
During a satellite interview with Tim Russert on "Meet the Press" today, one of Colin Powell's aides unexpectedly duct-taped the Secretary of State's mouth, causing a catastrophic backup of the excrement that had been steadily flowing from the orifice only seconds before. The decorated general's head reportedly swelled to twice its size prior to a hasty and life-saving drainage procedure conducted by local physicians.
posted by Blicero : 5/17/2004 01:21:00 AM
