Monday, May 17, 2004

Time's Up! 

Finchy writes:

During a satellite interview with Tim Russert on "Meet the Press" today, one of Colin Powell's aides unexpectedly duct-taped the Secretary of State's mouth, causing a catastrophic backup of the excrement that had been steadily flowing from the orifice only seconds before. The decorated general's head reportedly swelled to twice its size prior to a hasty and life-saving drainage procedure conducted by local physicians.


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