Monday, May 10, 2004

Volunteer for the convention 

Dawkins writes:

Hey AmCoppers:

You can become a part of history by volunteering for this summer's Republican National Convention in New York City!

Mayor Bloomberg and former Mayor Koch, the Chairman of the convention's volunteer drive, need your help.

For more information, visit the website of the NYC host committee.


Meanwhile AmCop suggests some fun and edifying ways to make sure the Republican convention is the best it can be:

1. Direct arriving Congressmen and delegates to their accommodations in nearby Buffalo, NY.

2. Fertilize podiums and risers with fresh upstate New York manure.

3. Remember: "free speech zones" for the convention are to be assembled on the center floor of Madison Square Garden.

4. During President Bush's keynote speech, stand on stage, clasp hands with assembled children of color, set self on fire.

Blicero adds:

5. Trip convention-goers so they fall into the street and hurt themselves.

6. Conduct loud, easily-overheard (esp. by children) conversations about salad-tossing, skull-fucking, and "santorum."

7. Throw woodchips/mulch at them.

8. Dress up as Jesus Christ and punch them in the face.

Have other suggestions for volunteer activities? Please post them in the Comment window.


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