Thursday, June 03, 2004

Bert & Ernie to Be Charged with Sodomy Law Violation 

Ken Auletta in the New Yorker ("Big Bird Flies Right," 6/7/04, not online) has some great news about public television: the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is stacked with Bushies, Bush has rejected Daschle's recommendation for the board, PBS's "Now" will no longer be funded after Bill Moyers leaves in November, and--best of all!--PBS will feature new programs hosted by Tucker Carlson (yes, that's not a typo), Paul Gigot (editorial page editor at the WSJ) and fucking Michael Medved.

Also, on "Sesame Street" this fall, look for Oscar the Grouch to give up his curmudgeonly ways and re-join the community after accepting Jesus Christ as his personal Lord and Savior.


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