Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Prattling Chimp
When asked how Edwards stacked up against Vice President Dick Cheney, Bush said, "Dick Cheney can be president," an apparent swipe at the 51-year-old Democrat's political experience."Next," he spat. What a snide little shit. What a little angry baby brat. Who in their right mind could vote for this "man" without a genuine desire to either a) kill oneself or b) actually eat shit?
The president then quickly asked for the next question from reporters.
Not to mention that it's impossible for this cringing, cowardly little turd-gnome to emit any "words" at all without the words turning against him in a joke at his expense. (In this case, he states the obvious: insofar as someone in this government is fulfilling a president-function, Dick Cheney is in fact that "someone.")