Wednesday, September 22, 2004

There Goes My Ba-by.... 

Whew. Thank God our government has finally decided to go balls-out and really do what it takes to prevent another 9-11.
Passenger Cat Stevens Gets Plane Diverted

WASHINGTON - A London-to-Washington flight was diverted to Maine when it was discovered that passenger Yusuf Islam - formerly known as singer Cat Stevens - was on a government watch list and barred from entering the country.
Being a terrorist, Mr. Islam must go back "over there" where we can fight him, as opposed to here in the streets of Manhattan and Fort Worth.

(Naturally feel free to leave your best Cat Stevens-as-terrorist joke--preferably involving specific song lyrics--in the Comment window.)


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