Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Praise for a Job (Not) Done, Well 

I think we need to give Tom Ridge credit. If you remember, the Bush administration, before appointing him Director of Homeland Security, managed to cause the deaths of 3,000 Americans in domestic terrorist attacks. Since Ridge's appointment, there have been no such deaths!

This performance no doubt comes as a disappointment to the Bush administration. Clearly a "Homeland Security" department which comes up with shit like this:

and also shit like this*, is intended to kill as many of us as possible. And so far, it has failed in that mission. So, I think we should give Tom Ridge credit for bungling his job in such a salutary manner.

Thanks, Tom!

* I don't know where all those lovely illustrations--the ones that show you how to run away from the nuclear blast, rather than toward it--have gone, but if anyone has a link please send it.


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