Saturday, November 13, 2004


The A.P. is now reporting that Cheney's corpse has begun to rot.

According to Dr. Pradesh Varpayana of George Washington University Hospital, where Mr. Cheney was pronounced dead earlier, "Because the blood has ceased to circulate in the Vice President's blood vessels, his flesh has begun the natural process of decomposition. This condition is very common in corpses."

Again, our fondest prayers go out to Mr. Cheney's beautiful, talented wife Lynne, his lesbian daughter Mary, Mary's lesbian partner Heather Poe, and the other members of the Vice President's family.


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