Monday, December 13, 2004
Memo: Staff Christmas Party
Stand Up and Holla! passes along the following memo:
posted by Blicero : 12/13/2004 02:01:00 PM
Don't Leave Behind Any Holiday Orphans!
(This message comes from Security)
The following items of lost property were found after the Staff Christmas Party on Friday night. Please contact Security control (Xt. 1147) to claim items or go to Security Control in the closet by the cafeteria:
Burberry-style plaid shawl
Red Nokia cell phone with a sticker of a cat on it
2 Bank of America debit cards
Pair of Totes mittens
Wallet-sized photograph of Pol Pot
Rope
Baggie of cider
Oversized modesty cloth
1 baby, maybe pacific islander?
Bucket of Fire
Daguerrotype of African American baseball pioneer "Bullet" Joe Rogan, defaced
Gila Monster
"Junior Owl Musician"
Double eye patch
Manila envelope of newspaper clippings concerning obesity epidemic
Yard of Skin
Photo-realist sketch of older black man (Cosby?) on cocktail napkin, speech bubble asking "Do I wear the Hurt-Hat?"
Origami Christ Child
Pamphlet of Facts
Breath mint tin filled with stamp-sized sympathy cards
posted by Blicero : 12/13/2004 02:01:00 PM
