Saturday, September 24, 2005
The Key to Understanding America
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In other news, Wolf Blitzer has vowed that unless the Hurricane Rita death toll increases over the next 24 hour period, Anderson Cooper will take his own life on live CNN television. The sacrifice is meant to make up to viewers who were deprived of a promised spectacle of mass destruction and violent death.
And to all the Americans out there in the suburbs of Red America, glued zombielike to your TV screens and salivating in expectation of mass death, particularly mass urban death, I say again: hurry up and kill yourselves now so you will no longer be able to vote for my death.
posted by Blicero : 9/24/2005 11:14:00 PM
In other news, Wolf Blitzer has vowed that unless the Hurricane Rita death toll increases over the next 24 hour period, Anderson Cooper will take his own life on live CNN television. The sacrifice is meant to make up to viewers who were deprived of a promised spectacle of mass destruction and violent death.
And to all the Americans out there in the suburbs of Red America, glued zombielike to your TV screens and salivating in expectation of mass death, particularly mass urban death, I say again: hurry up and kill yourselves now so you will no longer be able to vote for my death.
posted by Blicero : 9/24/2005 11:14:00 PM
