Sunday, October 30, 2005
A few days ago I received this press release by email. I assume it's real. Why wouldn't it be?
NEW BALL POINT PEN IS A POWERFUL PSYCHOLOGICAL DETERRENT TO TERROR AND HOLDS THE PROMISE OF ENDING SUICIDE BOMBINGS
LAS VEGAS, NV - October 25, 2005 - With global suicide bombings on the rise, more and more innocent lives are being destroyed. In response, Susblood Labs, LLC is introducing a quality writing instrument that contains a potent formulation including a non-toxic, cryogenically frozen porcine plasma (pig's blood) as a key component.
The ancient Islamic "Doctrine of Jihad" promises homicide bombers an eternity in paradise accompanied by seventy-two virgins in exchange for committing their deadly acts of suicidal terror. However, this same doctrine states that Muslim terrorists defiled by pig's blood will not enter paradise, but will instead spend eternity in hell, alone.
"Knowing that a fine mist of pig's blood will be sprinkled all over his body after his bomb explodes may well cause an Islamic terrorist to think twice before following through with his heinous act," says Dr. James Susblood, founder of Susblood Labs, LLC.
Just last year, pig's blood and other pork by-products were approved for use in Israel by the Jerusalem Rabbinical Court in an effort to dissuade homicide bombings.
"Our intent is to overcome the threat of terror with the promise of eternal damnation," says Dr. Susblood....