Thursday, January 19, 2006
Democrats to respond to State of the Union Address with a plea for immediate party-wide assisted suicide
Instead of Jack Murtha, newly elected Virginia governor Tim Kaine will issue the official national Democrat party response to Bush's State of the Union Address.
Via Arianna Huffington, we learn that Kaine thinks the war being fought in Iraq is analogous to the American Revolution--that the Iraqis are just like Patrick Henry and Thomas Jefferson: those great Virginians of the past "stood here at a time, just as today, when Virginians serving freedom's cause sacrificed their lives so that democracy could prevail over tyranny."
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But: on a brighter note, Max Baucus and Patrick Leahy have announced that they will not approve of the nomination of the murderous swarthy ethnic Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court.
Call your senators to make sure they join Baucus and Leahy in opposing the Southern European menace. Hillary (212-688-6262) and Chuck (212-486-4430) have not yet made their positions on this "issue" known.
posted by speakingcorpse : 1/19/2006 04:06:00 PM
Via Arianna Huffington, we learn that Kaine thinks the war being fought in Iraq is analogous to the American Revolution--that the Iraqis are just like Patrick Henry and Thomas Jefferson: those great Virginians of the past "stood here at a time, just as today, when Virginians serving freedom's cause sacrificed their lives so that democracy could prevail over tyranny."
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But: on a brighter note, Max Baucus and Patrick Leahy have announced that they will not approve of the nomination of the murderous swarthy ethnic Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court.
Call your senators to make sure they join Baucus and Leahy in opposing the Southern European menace. Hillary (212-688-6262) and Chuck (212-486-4430) have not yet made their positions on this "issue" known.
posted by speakingcorpse : 1/19/2006 04:06:00 PM
