Thursday, March 30, 2006

Mistah Kurtz--he dead 

Washington Post media critic Howard Kurtz choked to death on his own shit when his digestive system began functioning in reverse in the aftermath of a radiological accident.

Kurtz last words, engulfed in a stream of radioactive excrement erupting upwards from his poisoned bowels, were: "Has the media delcared war on the war?"

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