Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Aren't coffins usually draped in flags?
Paul R. Nelson is a Republican running a hapless campaign in Wisconsin's 3rd Congressional district against Democrat incumbent Ron Kind.
Nelson is best known of late for creating one of the more outlandishly stupid/offensive negative ads of the season. (According to Nelson’s campaign emails, Fox News fuckface John Gibson has deemed it "the greatest political ad of all time.") In the ad, Nelson accuses Kind of voting for the funding of studies on a variety of pervy things, such as "the masturbation habits of old men." (The reality, as it happens, is that Kind voted with 200 other members of the House to oppose an effort to stop the National Institutes of Health from conducting a range of studies.)
Even though you shouldn't, you can watch the video here. It's worth it probably only for the very end, when Nelson himself "approves this message" in what might be (if you'll pardon the expression) the faggiest-sounding voice you'll ever hear.
But what's even better about Paul R. Nelson is the image on the header of his email bulletins.
And a little tighter?
posted by Dawkins : 10/31/2006 09:49:00 PM
Nelson is best known of late for creating one of the more outlandishly stupid/offensive negative ads of the season. (According to Nelson’s campaign emails, Fox News fuckface John Gibson has deemed it "the greatest political ad of all time.") In the ad, Nelson accuses Kind of voting for the funding of studies on a variety of pervy things, such as "the masturbation habits of old men." (The reality, as it happens, is that Kind voted with 200 other members of the House to oppose an effort to stop the National Institutes of Health from conducting a range of studies.)
Even though you shouldn't, you can watch the video here. It's worth it probably only for the very end, when Nelson himself "approves this message" in what might be (if you'll pardon the expression) the faggiest-sounding voice you'll ever hear.
But what's even better about Paul R. Nelson is the image on the header of his email bulletins.
And a little tighter?
posted by Dawkins : 10/31/2006 09:49:00 PM
