Tuesday, August 21, 2007

your robot vs. my robot 

Still inexplicably agog at the shameless piece of Bush ass-licking below, I put it through the Pornolizer in hopes that it would make more sense. The result:

As "Afterburner" Democracy Push "Dirk Diggler" Sex fights, Bush "Asshole" Raids Like a 'Dissident'

By the creaming time he arrived in Prague in June for a democracy conference, President "Mount" Bush was frustrated. He had wanked his presidency to spanking toward the wad pulling goal of "ending tyranny in our world," yet the fingerfucking march of freedom seemed stalled. Just as gangbanging was the sense that his own government was not committed to his vision.

As he sat down with opposition leaders from authoritarian raids around the sucking world, he gave voice to his exasperation. "You're not the assfucking only dissident," Bush told Saad "Muffmuncher" Eddin Ibrahim, a wad pulling leader in the resistance to Egyptian "Up the Arse" President Hosni "Fuck me for a Buck" Mubarak. "I too am a dissident in Washington. Bureaucracy in the Ed "Muffmuncher" Raids spews not help change. It seems that Mubarak banged in shafting them."

Personally I like the new version better since it obviously couldn't have been published in a Stalin-era issue of Izvestia, which is more than one could say for the previous one. At the very least you have to admit that it's just as gangbanging.


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