Wednesday, January 30, 2008


Now that McCage will be president, the only interesting thing for us to do here is offer potential scripts/stage directions for his triumphant nomination.  

One is encouraged to employ the following elements whenever possible: 

--Giant bamboo cage
--U.S. flag large enough to be draped over cage, in the manner in which bird cages are draped
--Vietnamese Children's Freedom Chorus
--Vietnamese Unborn Children's Freedom Chorus
--Recorded sounds of M-16 fire
--Actual explosion w/ billowing fireball
--Helicopter releasing cloud of defoliant onto delegates
--Black U.S. citizen
--Miniature binder clips (to adhere "face")


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