Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Contest
Now that McCage will be president, the only interesting thing for us to do here is offer potential scripts/stage directions for his triumphant nomination.
One is encouraged to employ the following elements whenever possible:
--Giant bamboo cage
--U.S. flag large enough to be draped over cage, in the manner in which bird cages are draped
--Vietnamese Children's Freedom Chorus
--Vietnamese Unborn Children's Freedom Chorus
--Recorded sounds of M-16 fire
--Actual explosion w/ billowing fireball
--Helicopter releasing cloud of defoliant onto delegates
--Waterboard
--Black U.S. citizen
--Miniature binder clips (to adhere "face")
--Dildo