Saturday, March 08, 2008
The joint ticket explained
According to a little-known loophole in an obscure antebellum law still on the books in Arkansas, Hillary Clinton actually owns Barack Obama. Therefore, if elected, she is entitled to bring her property, Obama, with her to the White House.
Well -- if not the White House itself, then a little shack out back behind the White House, but you get the picture.
But dudes! That's why you have to vote for Clinton! Because that way she can take Obama with her and he can work for her out back!
Only a racist would not want that to happen.
Also, by virtue of the same statute, Hillary's administration will include Tiger Woods, Will Smith, Bryant Gumbel, and Whoopi Goldberg.
posted by Anonymous : 3/08/2008 06:20:00 PM
Well -- if not the White House itself, then a little shack out back behind the White House, but you get the picture.
But dudes! That's why you have to vote for Clinton! Because that way she can take Obama with her and he can work for her out back!
Only a racist would not want that to happen.
Also, by virtue of the same statute, Hillary's administration will include Tiger Woods, Will Smith, Bryant Gumbel, and Whoopi Goldberg.
posted by Anonymous : 3/08/2008 06:20:00 PM
