Thursday, October 30, 2008
Osama bin McCage to Respond to Obama Infomercial
Sweet.
Q: Why is "the full weight of the intelligence electronic eavesdropping and human sourcing...right now desperately looking for any hint of a bin Laden statement"?
Is "the full weight" of our intellegence agencies "desperately" employed by the McCage campaign? What can such a "statement" possibly have to do with our actual national security?
Anyway, meanwhile, I've received the following from none other than Obama's own personal CFO:
So, I just ponied up one last time. Seems like a good investment.
Multiple senior government officials tell ABC News the intelligence community is anticipating a message from Osama bin Laden before or just after the presidential election.
As we race toward Election Day, sources say a number of intelligence analysts have concluded it is critical for al Qaeda's top leader to be seen or heard, if only for public relations purposes. Those analysts believe that if bin Laden is not heard from, he runs the risk of being considered irrelevant or impotent. The U.S. intelligence community has some indication that there is some confusion among Islamic radicals about their leadership.
According to sources, the full weight of the intelligence electronic eavesdropping and human sourcing is right now desperately looking for any hint of a bin Laden statement. So far there is only rumor, no hard evidence a message is coming, officials said.
Q: Why is "the full weight of the intelligence electronic eavesdropping and human sourcing...right now desperately looking for any hint of a bin Laden statement"?
Is "the full weight" of our intellegence agencies "desperately" employed by the McCage campaign? What can such a "statement" possibly have to do with our actual national security?
Anyway, meanwhile, I've received the following from none other than Obama's own personal CFO:
I'm the Chief Financial Officer for Barack Obama's campaign. I track the donations coming in and the expenses going out.
I asked for the opportunity to write to you directly so that I could try to explain what's happening right now.
This organization has thousands of employees and spends millions of dollars a day -- and at the moment we're doing it without a safety net.
Our spending plans have been stretched by John McCain's negative attacks and the overwhelming resources of the Republican National Committee.
As of October 15th, John McCain and the RNC together had nearly $20 million more in cash than the combined total of Obama for America and the DNC. And just this week, we're facing new and unexpected spending against us in Montana and West Virginia.
Your incredible generosity has gotten us this far. But right now we need your help more than ever to get this campaign across the finish line.
Please donate $25 or whatever you can afford right now:
https://donate.barackobama.com/RNCadvantage
My team and I are working to stretch every dollar in order to keep as many paths to victory open as possible. But we need whatever help you can provide for this crucial final stretch.
Thank you,
MM
Marianne Markowitz
Chief Financial Officer
Obama for America
So, I just ponied up one last time. Seems like a good investment.