Friday, September 11, 2009

Happy 9/11 Day!!! 

I've been thinking about the health care bill, and I think I have a pragmatic, bipartisan solution involving a "trigger." All of the nation's nuclear facilities and weapons-storage facilities could be reconfigured in such a way that when any health care bill is signed into law, these facilities will be "triggered" to automatically and simultaneously explode, resulting in a fiery holocaust that would sweep across the land and obliterate all forms of life, thereby ensuring that illegal aliens do not receive any free health care.


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