Monday, August 04, 2008

Whoa Nelly! 

A picture says a thousand words...

Why has Bill Clinton been kidnapped and replaced by a red-faced Cormac McCarthy look-a-like who sputters stupid shit?

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Really stupid ad 

Has anyone seen this McCain ad yet?

If for some reason you don't have the 30 seconds to click and watch it, it goes something like this:

Chants of "Obama!" Flashbulbs. Image of Britney Spears (!?), Paris Hilton (?), then Barack Obama. Voiceover: "He's the biggest celebrity in the world!" More flashbulbs. "But... is he ready to lead?" Something about offshore drilling. Then something less coherent (probably false) about raising taxes on electricity. Then a less coherent conclusion: "Higher taxes. More foreign oil." McCain in profile gazing wistfully/uncomfortably into the middle distance.

So: Britney + Gas + Taxes + Oil = McCain looking like he farted.


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