Friday, September 11, 2009
I've been thinking about the health care bill, and I think I have a pragmatic, bipartisan solution involving a "trigger." All of the nation's nuclear facilities and weapons-storage facilities could be reconfigured in such a way that when any health care bill is signed into law, these facilities will be "triggered" to automatically and simultaneously explode, resulting in a fiery holocaust that would sweep across the land and obliterate all forms of life, thereby ensuring that illegal aliens do not receive any free health care.
Monday, September 07, 2009
San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested early Sunday after an alleged domestic incident....Merriman is accused of choking model and MTV reality show hostess Tila (Tequila) Nguyen and physically restraining her from leaving his home, according to the reports.
No further comment!